The truth about large penises

The subject of penis size once came up (no pun intended) on a science forum, and the question was 'why does the size of men's penis's vary?'

My obvious answer to this was that, it was to accomodate the fact that the size of womens vagina's vary. One size foot does not fit all size shoes!

My answer was disputed on the grounds that a humble duck has one of the largest penises in relation to it's body size of any other animal. A whopping 42.5cm, nearly half a metre in length! see HERE for more details.



The scientists argument was that this duck penis could not possibly have been designed for a duck vagina of equivalent length. BUT I did some research and found that indeed this penis was a perfect design for it's mate who's interior cavity was twisted and coiled.

So chaps, those of you who desire nice tight ***** are biologically only destined to have one if you have a nice small ****. You larger chaps are similarly intended for the larger,more spacious accomodation.

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10 comments:

SecludedHabitat said...

I have to say that this is one of the strangest posts I have come across in a while.
Tho you do make an interesting and comedic point. I am a guy and I have to say that the last three lines I was chuckling quite a bit to...

Great post and a *very* interesting read.
Stuart

Creative Blogger said...

thanks :)

next time a woman complains about a guy 'not being big enough' the man can he prefers a sleeping bag to a tent anyway!

bloggo said...

Interesting post. Does a duck's dick drake along the ground when he waddles along?

RennyBA said...

Interesting and educating post and I like your point of view.

Btw: I'm happy with the size I have and so is my wife - and thats all what matters, isn't it ;-)

Creative Blogger said...

indeed it is!

Creechman said...

If you are still being annoyed by that other guy, I'll put my mysterious, cloak-ridden NASA hawks on the job.

Creative Blogger said...

I don't know what that is, but if it involves something sharp, go for it!

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Loock's said...

Good one this Leah :-)

Leah - Article Writer and Cartoonist UK said...

Thanks Steve

This is one of my favs :)

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