Yes ladies and gentleman, true story coming up!
Many Many years ago, I had a terrible crampy stomach condition accompanied by vomiting and had to go to the hospital. I suspected apendicitis but the consultant suspected constipation!
At the time I was wearing one of those outlandish outfits, once seen never forgotton. Grass green velet leggins (I said it was a long time ago!) and a very long knitted jumper with a country cottage scene embroidered onto it WITH rocker style biker boots.
Anyway, much to my absolute dismay and embarassment the consultant asked me to get on the table, lie on my side and then he slipped on the rubber glove. He gave me an anal probe!
That's not the worse part ladies and gentlemen.
A few weeks later, I was at that hospital again this time as a visitor to a sick friend. I happened to be wearing the same outlandish outfit.
In the corridor, I was stopped by a consultant in white coat.
"Scuse me Miss" He said
"Where do I know you from?"
Well I'm f*cked if I'm gonna remind him!
I think he assumed I was a deaf, mute with early menopausal symptoms as I flushed bright red from head to toe. " Please God don't let him remember" was all I kept repeating over and over in my head.
Life!
5 comments:
wow, you've really gone through some wired stuff, no wonder you are writing this blog :=)
I think it comes with the territory when you are female. That consultant was being an 'ass hole' :)
Ive also had opportunity to enjoy an anal probe. I was about 12, in hospital for what turned out to be appedicitis (spell??). The probe wasnt my biggest issue, the "amused" look on my grandmothers face as she watched on has haunted me since. She thought it was very funny.
Oh dear, poor you!
I suspected I had apendicitis too, but not the doc. I wasn't constipated either by the way!
LOL. I wonder how many other hot women that guy anal probed?
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