Vibrators are NOT for sharing!

I used my aunts Vibrator and Then told my Yr 8 class about it!

This is not quite what it seems but it is exactly what the class and teacher thought it seemed! This is ONE of those embarassing moments that only really becomes clear several years after the event.

I was about 12 at the time and had been on a holiday break. When back at school the teacher asks who wants to talk about what they did on holiday.

So I stand up in front of the class and announce the following:

" I used my aunts vibrator. It was really good, I put it on my bum and it vibrated."

An eerie silence descended on the class, there were no 'questions' and the teacher himself looked absolutely stunned. The uncomfortable silence prompted me to say more:

" It was fun, me and my auntie even had a go on it together."

The silence continued so I sat down.

It was not until a few years later I understood why my little story got that reaction.

The 'vibrator' I was talking about was an exercise machine that you stand on. It has a large 'rubber band' type thing that fits around your waist/thigh/bottom and 'vibrates'. I think it's meant to reduce cellulite.

Anyway, my aunt called this her 'vibrating machine'.

I was only 12 and was unaware of other 'vibrating devices'. UNLIKE my disreputable class mates it seemed!