I am talking of course about anal sex. Not a pretty subject and one that must be approached with great caution and delicacy.
Most men will freely admit that they either enjoy this or would like the opportunity to at least try it, but what they are afraid to do is blatantly ask for it. Instead they opt for two techniques to find out if the female is receptive to this 'taboo' sexual activity.
Techniques:
1. Thumb up the bum
2. Oooooops wrong hole
Did you know that a 'badge of honour' is allocated to chaps by their friends when they have had anal sex. They are awarded their 'brown wings'. Charming.
Meanwhile it would be irresponsible of me to leave this topic without some cautionary words.
Do not go from back to front - health and hygiene reasons.
Moving swiftly on......
5 comments:
Tell them you'll only keep it in for a minute.
Anal sex is...not all it's cracked up to be... no pun intended... guys end up with brown gravy on their member. Yuck!
Sexual exploration between two consenting adults, or couples, can bring an exciting aspect to a relationship that may need an injection of excitement (no pun intended).
If safety concerns are looked at and respect is given to both partners wants, then hey, more power to them!
I've tried it... once.
What is the big thrill when the only squeeze you get is around the rim?
I prefer a soft, warm, juicy, velvety glove that wraps the entire penis than a tight little "pinch-point that moves up and down only one part of my shaft.
Gosh... I'm getting horny just talking about this...
Time to go and try out my new penis enlargement method using my hands... oooh!
lol, very good!
I'm going to be writing a guide soon ( a mix of funny stories and advice) on how to be a great lover.
Maybe you can contribute!
;)
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