There is a lot of discussion going on over a certain place I visit about chat up lines at the moment and my opinion is that the best chat up line ever in terms of what might actually work is this
'Your hair looks nice'
Not wildly exciting I know, but you guys KNOW we spend hours on our hair yet how many of you ever go to the trouble of commenting favourably on it?
ZERO!
Unless you happen to be one of those charming chaps I referred to in my previous post.
I want all you single blokes who are on the pull, to try this chat up line this weekend and let me know how you get on.
I reckon this has the potential to be the most successful chat up line ever.
It's got to be an improvement on
'Did you hurt yourself.........when you fell from heaven?'
Urgh
Meanwhile an alternative to my world's greatest chat up line, should the female of your affections be bald is:
" Mmmm what's that perfume you're wearing, it's driving me crazy"
Followed by a big cheesy grin.
Not a crazy grin mind you!
Good luck chaps, rather you than me.
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1 comments:
lol i actually use that line, only when necessary. i wont lie if your hair really doesnt look nice. i think way too many guys put thought into what "line" or "game" theyre going to use when just a normal conversation is the best "game" on the planet. great post lol
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