Men who just want a quiet life - not bloomin' likely!

Men who just want ‘a quiet life’

What was that you said, you just want a quiet life?

What is that supposed to mean…a quiet life? You have a quiet life, you don’t do anything except go to work all day. You come home feed the dog, bath the kids, massage my feet and as soon as I want a little attention, a bit of conversation, ask you what you think of Suzy’s new boyfriend you tell me ‘you just want a quiet life’?

What the hell is that supposed to mean?

You have a quiet life, you never talk to me!

You’re always sitting on the fence. You never express an opinion and when I ask you what you think of my weight you always say ‘just fine’, which obviously means YOU THINK I’M FAT! Why don’t you just come out and say it? You think I’m fat. Just say it!

You never say anything. You want a quiet life. I want a quiet life, I wish!

I wish I could have some peace once in a while and kick back, but no! The baby screams all the way through Jeremy Kyle and soon as Eastenders is about to start you want to watch the News.

Are you listening to me?

Why won’t you talk to me? It’s always me doing all the talking, talking enough for the both of us. I may as well talk to the wall.

Are you listening to me?

Where are you going?

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Is it any wonder blokes want a quiet life when this is what they have to deal with? Ladies give your man a break from the yipperty yap!

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